Amurricah
brink182:

manwithpenis:

I remember when I was thirteen years old I went to my friend’s houseI opened up his drawer and found ~ten photos of his naked motherI asked him about it, he took the photos out and let me look at themWe looked at them for a long time, together.It didn’t seem weird at the time, it was just his mom posing naked and she was ok-looking.I don’t remember how he got them, but we jerked off to them, together.Just kidding, we didn’t jerk off to them; but that would’ve been really funny.This was the same friend, whose cousin sucked both of our dicks when we were twelve years old,In an abandoned office, in an abandoned warehouse.She made us ‘cross swords.’

writing is fuckin crazy.

h.pylori yay

Card from my sister to my mom
Jason
smilin 4 da webacmera at 10 years old

mom did u flup ur birds

— megan to my mom, pointing at fried chicken

nice purple elastics

— my mom, referring to condamns 

this is weed, pot, and marijuana mixed together this is gonna fuck us up

— mcbeans
more of me doing shit in the pictures behind her.